Companies bragging about a 24 hour website - you are trying my patience.
Our website is open 24 hours!
That’s the general idea you moron! Websites are open 24 hours. If they’re not, a serious technical error has occurred.
I’ll give you a rule of thumb: If it’s open 24 hours - it’s a website. If it’s not open 24 hrs - it’s Walmart. Or the emergency care covered by their health plan.
You wanna impress me, 24-hour-website-people?
Give me a 25 hour website, adding an extra hour to my precious and increasingly insufficient 24 hours a day. Now, that would be an accomplishment.
Until you can offer that, spare me the bragging about your lousy, average-achievement, low-expectation 24 hour website.
It’s kind of like some of our clients, Christopher, that offer “professional productions”…
Well, good for them! At least they’re in the right profession.
Cheers!
Mikael Wälivaara
July 9th, 2007