I'm not overly cynical or critical. The surrounding world just repeatedly fails to meet my standards and expectations.
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Companies and websites claiming that they care about my privacy - you are trying my patience.
-We care about your privacy.
-Oh, you do, do you?
Is that why I, in order to use your service, am required to give you my first name, last name, age, gender, occupation, street address, state, ZIP code, country, phone number, […]
People using the phrase “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” - you are trying my patience.
Who came up with this phrase?
A guy who just barely survived a cocaine OD?
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger? Come on!
Haven’t you ever heard of Alzheimer’s, herpes and leg amputation? They don’t kill you. And they certainly don’t make […]
You people and organizations that claim to have all the answers - you are trying my patience.
Nobody has all the answers - nobody!
Today I found a flyer in my mailbox in which the organization responsible (I will not name them, but the seem to have “witnessed” something…) claims to have the answers to help:
Improve your […]
The store called Contemporary Living - you are trying my patience.
I walked past this place today. A furniture store called Contemporary Living. I’m not kidding.
Well, what other branches of living have you considered before choosing this particular one?
Posterior living?
Premature living?
According to all commonly accepted science, the only place and time you can exist and live […]