Websites claiming to offer an “Enhanced download experience” - you are trying my patience.
There are sites out there actually telling you that they can give you an “enhanced download experience“.
I accept that I as a customer can be offered an enhanced shopping experience, at least in a physical store. (Remember those?)
Walking the aisles filling my shopping cart, standing in line, paying and choosing between paper or plastic, may not be a rewarding experience. Nor is it on that I will put on my resume or tell my grandkids about. But is does technically qualify for an experience. And hence there is some room for enhancement.
A download experience on the other hand, means one thing and one thing only - waiting!
And unless you - while I’m waiting - are giving me an exotic full-body massage and making me a decaf, non-dairy, nutra sweetened mochachino, you are not enhancing my download experience.
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