Trying My Patience

The store called Contemporary Living - you are trying my patience.

I walked past this place today. A furniture store called Contemporary Living. I’m not kidding.

Well, what other branches of living have you considered before choosing this particular one?

Posterior living?

Premature living?

According to all commonly accepted science, the only place and time you can exist and live in is here and now!

So get off my back and stop trying to pitch this contemporary living nonsense at me. I’m already doing it, and so is everyone else!

You like here and now? Go open a coffee shop where you can serve me instant coffee immediately.

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