You people and organizations that claim to have all the answers - you are trying my patience.
Nobody has all the answers - nobody!
Today I found a flyer in my mailbox in which the organization responsible (I will not name them, but the seem to have “witnessed” something…) claims to have the answers to help:
- Improve your family life
- Deal with difficult problems
- Withstand the Devil
- Approach God
I have a tip for you. I will instantly join and generously contribute to any organization that can help me:
- Improve my neighbor’s family life. (That might reduce their number of noisy nightly disagreements.)
- Deal with tiny everyday problems. (Like the assholes on the subway, the lukewarm coffee at seven-eleven and my itching undies.)
- Withstand bill collectors
- Approach Jessica Alba
This one was simply brilliant, but I’m still waiting for your comment on shops and bars not accepting credit cards…
Gus
July 16th, 2007
Btw:
1. Drop a couple of Viagra-pills in their letter box.
2. Stop buying coffee at seven-eleven. Buy it at Mellqvists on your way to work.
3. Pay your bills as they come in.
4. Give your girlfriend a “Fantastic four”-outfit.
I’m still waiting for a generous contribution!
Gus
August 7th, 2007