Confidential content e-mail disclaimers - you are trying my patience.
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Confidential information? Right!
Are you afraid I’m gonna share your nuclear space program secrets with my evil Russian spy friends? That I’m gonna forward your recipe for sarin gas to Kim Jong Il? That I’ll squeal to the Interpol about your master plan to dominate the world?
Are you so paranoid and full of yourself that you have to litter my inbox by attaching an emergency step-by-step to-do list of things for me to do in case you screw up?
Listen, Mr Important. You be advised. What you drop in my mailbox is mine, and I’ll do with it whatever I damn well please.
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