Trying My Patience

Please don’t print this e-mail unless you really need to! - You are trying my patience.
The statement at the end of e-mails Consider the environment before printing this e-mail has is now being rephrased as Please don’t print this e-mail unless you really need to! (Like I need another exclamation mark in my life…)
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Expensive journeys to funerals - you are trying my patience.
Why do people do this? Spend gobs of cash on sudden journeys around the globe, to come to someone’s funeral? Who benefits from this? Certainly not the dead person.
You better not spend a lot of money on coming to my funeral. If you’re too far away […]

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