Trying My Patience

Expensive journeys to funerals - you are trying my patience.

Why do people do this? Spend gobs of cash on sudden journeys around the globe, to come to someone’s funeral? Who benefits from this? Certainly not the dead person.

You better not spend a lot of money on coming to my funeral. If you’re too far away to drive - stay there!

I wanna see my loved ones while I’m alive. Not when I’m dead! Your visit is of no joy or consequence to me when I’m dead.

I’ll tell you what, cross an ocean to come see me while I’m still around, and you’ll get a no-presence-required-at-funeral card from me. Honest!

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